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Christina Aguilera - No matter how many kids she has, we'll always cherish the "Dirty" days when she wore crotch-less chaps. Jessica Alba - She'll always have more Razzies than Oscars, but she's also one of the few women hot enough to get a Playboy cover without doing a spread. Hard to fathom that she once played a crackhead in Jungle Fever, huh? Britney Spears - Her anti-baby seat stance and various visits to the psych ward would make most people forget about her in that school girl uniform or her erotic dances with pythons. We're not most people. We'd let super model Eva Herzigova tuck us in. Faith Hill - Even people who hate country music love Mrs. Hill. Does Heidi Klum walk around the house like this? Even after having twins, Jenny From the Block Still Gets Our Rocks Off. Angelina Jolie - This is what an upgrade of Jennifer Aniston looks like for anyone having trouble grasping the concept. There's no need to cut the baby's Similac into lines, Kate. Mel B - Eddie Murphy is crazy. There's no way we'd be denying it if we impregnated this former Spice Girl. Nelly Furtado - Any woman who can have a baby girl at home and still be promiscuous gets our seal of approval. Tia Carrere's outfit makes breast feeding much more accessible.
We have no idea if Vanessa Marcil can make a good PB&J, but we'd love to butter her jam.
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